Yes, Umpire Angel Hernandez's Dad is Satan

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There is a controversy going on in the major leagues currently. Angel Hernandez is an umpire that is universally hated by every team, fan, announcer, small child and cute animals.

He’s so bad that when he sued the MLB a legal precedent was set that he is terrible at his job. He hasn’t been fired because of the MLB umpire union.

Luckily we were able to interview his mom:

“I named him after his dad Lucifer, the greatest angel ever. Granted he was kicked out of heaven and forced to spend some time in LA, but if it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t have met him.

He definitely has his dad’s eyes and we are so proud of him. I think everyone else likes him too! Everyone is always telling him to go to hell and that makes Lukey Dooky so proud. Sorry, that’s what I call his father.”

Here’s some film of his calls. Remember to view these with eclipse sunglasses so your eyes aren’t damaged as much as his:

Kyle Schwarber speaking for us all:

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