My free Friday content is the only stuff people actually read and that is all about penises and karma and bad haircuts and shitty opera options so I dispute this characterisation but thanks for checking me out!
I'd also say it's more vaping than cigars, that little electronic sound and quiet inhale is the new "dog barking in the garden" incidental background noise of choice.
i ’ve really wanted to try to pull off the no cap writer but instead decided to go the full cormac mccarthy and not use any punctuation whatsoever. except periods. i still use periods i suppose. 🐴
Thalia, these are hilarious! In my mind, I found myself wickedly assigning certain Substackers, who will remain unnamed, to the categories. The best, and I really did laugh out loud, was 'the torturing poet'. That and the carrot top cooking boys. I think I dodged this list, but I think the main reason for that is I'm so incredibly, remarkably...unremarkable. Now if you had an inwardly-bitter-Close but no Cigar grouping, I would have not survived the round. - Jim
Well, I'm one who was scrolling late at night, saw your image of those red head chaps and thought to myself, 'That reminds me of the song "Forty-Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors" as sung by Hugh Laurie in the BBC adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster. https://youtu.be/0ifQYiT90p4?si=6tXgTAd1PH5FY1xa
Your parody game is *strong*. Loved all three parts. And I feel I have survived all three rounds but I’m not going to tell you how to get me.
Seems like you are #7 The Writing Expert
https://thaliascomedy.com/p/serious-signs-youre-a-basic-substacker
My free Friday content is the only stuff people actually read and that is all about penises and karma and bad haircuts and shitty opera options so I dispute this characterisation but thanks for checking me out!
I’m a hot take chef in the streets but a troll in the sheets.
Hey! I at least put on some clothes to podcast these days.
Mr. Professional!
I'd also say it's more vaping than cigars, that little electronic sound and quiet inhale is the new "dog barking in the garden" incidental background noise of choice.
I could see that
i ’ve really wanted to try to pull off the no cap writer but instead decided to go the full cormac mccarthy and not use any punctuation whatsoever. except periods. i still use periods i suppose. 🐴
That is simply unhinged
thank you thalia the muse of comedy i appreciate you and your work here .🐴
I’m surprised not to see the “mom” category on here that writes about homeschooling and her children. Not me but it’s what I get fed lol
That's a good one
I guess I fall under art, so you got me this time. I've still got reviews left though, lol
Nice redheads! Enough to make me read the post.
Alright so far I'm a philosopher troll assassin.
That actually sounds pretty badass. I wonder if the DM will let me spit my exp between classes.
Lol that does actually
Brilliant!
Think I have escaped this time 😂
Psychologist!
Ah right you are! See - I don’t even see myself as one 😂
Not in this lot...checking number 2 now...wait, is that a category too...numbnuts who read substacks back to front, finish to start?
I need a new Substack to be more mainstream. If I can fit growth using AI and crypto while hating other social media, I might be on to something!
Sounds like a growth hack!
Philosophizing Life Coach?
Thalia, these are hilarious! In my mind, I found myself wickedly assigning certain Substackers, who will remain unnamed, to the categories. The best, and I really did laugh out loud, was 'the torturing poet'. That and the carrot top cooking boys. I think I dodged this list, but I think the main reason for that is I'm so incredibly, remarkably...unremarkable. Now if you had an inwardly-bitter-Close but no Cigar grouping, I would have not survived the round. - Jim
Well, I'm one who was scrolling late at night, saw your image of those red head chaps and thought to myself, 'That reminds me of the song "Forty-Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors" as sung by Hugh Laurie in the BBC adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster. https://youtu.be/0ifQYiT90p4?si=6tXgTAd1PH5FY1xa
That part is so funny. "Hi de hi de hi de ho... sir"
"You don't have to say sir after every line."
"Yes sir"
Haha! That’s awesome
Definitely the troll. See you back under the bridge later this evening?
Of course
Thalia, verrrry interesting...
Not certain where I would fit in, too discouraging to even consider this morning. I am, however, still alive and functioning.
What kind of Substacker are you? Curious. Wendy
Troll 😄
Thalia, thank you for clarification. I will make note of that.