Chicago White Sox, “Ok, THIS time the money will be spent.” 😉
Reinsdorf's word is almost as good as gold
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Jerry Reinsdorf is the owner of the Chicago Bulls and White Sox. White Sox fans remember supporting the team for years during the last rebuild when Reinsdorf said, “The money will be spent.” In other words, show up to the park, support the team and I’ll invest that money back in the team when we are contenders. That culminated in two playoff runs where the Sox should have been World Series contenders but exited early due to lack of depth and free agent signings (aka not spending enough money.)
They are now being asked to sit through another rebuild and are responding positively:
In other words, they’re positive they’re not watching another rebuild.
In response Jerry Reinsdorf released a statement:
“To clarify: In saying “the money will be spent” I promise I won’t oppositely feel disinclined to deny the impossibility of me being unable to invest in the team.
The funds won’t not be invested in a diverse set of assets that will contribute to my burial in a large golden South Side Egyptian pyramid. This pyramid never couldn’t be built by White Sox fans with the promise that I will in return try to actually win and not rope them along for their money. It also shouldn’t oppositely contribute to my gigantic gold coffin filled with riches that I hope to take to heaven or the other place that I go in the afterlife.”
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We ( taxpayers ) built the Toronto stadium for $500 million. Cable Co. ( they who shall not be named ) swooped in quietly and paid $25 million for it a few years ago. Why so little? No.One. Else. Interested. Duh? Frig Rogers Cable. Corporate welfare. Gotta end.
I suffered through last night's Toronto Blue Jays loss to Chicago last night. White Sox left-hander Garrett Crochet had a perfect game going into the 5th inning as I recall ( no hits, no walks ). One game does not a season make. But it was literally my first game at the newly renovated Skydome ( no one local calls it Cable Co. ) and, gimme a break, it was a game the Jays could've ( should've?) won. Great report. We have our own ownership issues up here. Removing seats. Increasing prices. Sh*t show. Play ball.