Richard Simmons and 2 Celebs Die at His Birthday??? 💀
Richard Simmons and 2 Celebs Die at His Birthday??? 💀
Talk about a killer party!
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Richard Simmons just held his 76th birthday! Many would’ve died to have been there and many who were there were dying to get out! After what seems to be one of the wildest parties in Hollywood history, three celebrities including Richard himself died during the festivities.
First to kick it off, all attendees arrived at the house in the morning for the greatest aerobics workout of their life! The 760 min ( 12 hr 40 min) Sweatin’ with the Oldie marathon lasted for 10 min of every year he was born. Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 fame couldn’t hang with everyone else and passed away of dehydration.
Kelly Clarkson before the workout:
After the workout:
Then at night they moved onto Hide and Seek where everyone had to hide from Richard.
Apparently he surprised Shelley Duvall, (actress in The Shining,) so much, she also died.
Finally as Richard lay there on floor with all of the guests gone, Richard smiled thinking how happy and content he was with how his life had turned out. He passed away, dying of happiness.
So…
What are your memories of Richard Simmons, Shelley Duvall, and Shannen Doherty?
Would you go to this party?
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Richard Simmons always gave me the ick, even though by all accounts he seemed like a decent guy and I never heard a bad thing about him. Shannen Doherty, meh. It sucks she died so young. Shelley Duvall seemed like a really cool lady though. Here's a great interview with her from just about a year ago.
https://youtu.be/KreP9gicylk?si=7j4ZKrzkv2GNo1ol
I think it's smart of you to steer clear of politics, because why turn off half of your audience, and even though I get sucked into it, I like when people like yourself just stick to the funny. It's nice to just find something funny without the rest of the political BS attached. That being said, everyone isn't going to like your style. Even people who like your style aren't going to like 100% of what you're doing. Just keep doing what makes you laugh and you'll find your way. Fuck the haters.
Richard should reach his goal weight any day now