Prepare for your affordable robo dog demise!!!🤑

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I’m not sure if you have seen the latest videos of robots designed to kill help you recently but they are bizaaaaaarre. Silicon Valley is not sure if they should appeal to our love of cuteness like Star Wars’ BB-8 or Power Ranger death machines. It’s insane. Do you remember the article I published recently about the Boston Dynamics Robot that looks like a terminator?

Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Well… TWO MORE JUST CAME OUT!!!

Here’s the Thermonator (yes that’s the real name) available here FOR ONLY $10,000!!! It’s a robo dog that has a flamethrower attached to it! You can even control it remotely for a whole hour!

The guy in charge of your HOA could buy a small army of them and rule your subdivision. Better cut your grass or he will literally go SCORCHED EARTH!

This video is insane:

Did you hear that??? They quoted Oppenheimer, (the guy who invented nukes), “Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.” I couldn’t make this stuff up.

Meanwhile over here, you have this:

Do you think this is gonna replace your cute Fluffy? They weren’t satisfied replacing us. Now they’re gonna replace your dog too!

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