Notre Dame Changes Name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow 😭
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After the loss to Northern Illinois, Notre Dame officially is changing their name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. Alumni forced the change because it more accurately describes what it’s like being a fan. This loss kicks them out of the College Football Playoffs unless they somehow win against 5th ranked USC.
We spoke to some of the alumni:
“Clearly we want to change the name because we win so much.” -Ms. Sass, Sarcasm Language Teacher
“We want to put a chapel in the endzone. It might get the team to go there for once.” -Nayeve Optimist, Architecture Professor
“I don’t get why they would want to change our name? We’ve shot under par for the last 20 years. How many grand slams do we need to score?” -Shedonna Getit, Math PhD
“With this new rebrand, we calculate a 50% increase in beer sales for the university!” Bob Bukaroo, -Chairman of the Bored
So…
What do you think they need to turn around the program? Divine intervention?
How’s your football team doing?
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