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Sep 7Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Spiked pauldrons are entirely impractical. Lift your sword, stab yourself in the face. 'Tis better for a lass to wear a chainmail bikini. Greater mobility. All the important parts are protected

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Lol! Somehow I bet a significant amount of people agree

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Sep 6Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I'd wear this outfit to Barnes & Noble, The Grove on Sunday Sep 22 at 11:30 am for 93 bucks a ticket just to see Jojo Siwa.

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Sep 6Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

It's a damned rough game, so I see why she'd want more protection.

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This seems like it might be enough, not sure.

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That armor still wouldn't have saved Jordan from the Bad Boys!

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Well he did eventually defeat them.

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