Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances 🤔
Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances 🤔
As the cornfields grow...
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The competition for Rookie of the Year is now pretty much decided. What was a close race between Caitlin Clark of the Indiana Fever and Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky is over thanks to a mysteeerious injury to Angel’s wrist. Angel said it occurred during a fall in a game but our crackin’ (no pun intended) investigative journalists may have uncovered something far more sinister afoot (or should we say awrist?)
We think something stinks in the cornfields of Indiana and it ain’t cause of Bessie’s cowpies. Did one of these people take her out so Caitlin gets Rookie of the Year? We have two theories:
Farmer Bob - Turns out he wanted a partner to play baseball ball with. Only problem was he’s in Indiana where people play basketball and Angel’s wrist isn’t a baseball.
The T-1: No conscience. Doesn’t get tired. Smart. Some would say too smart. Thank God he isn’t sentient and has a kill switch.
That’s what we think. Let us know your theories.
So…
What is your theory?
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Kerrigan/Harding times two?