Mortal Musings: What do you think about the 2024 Final Four?🏀
Do you think the Boilers are PurDUE?
Editors Note: I am a BIG Purdue fan and I am trying reeeeally hard not to rip on every team. I will try to remain objective and not point out the multitudes of weaknesses and shortcomings every team besides Purdue has.
“Can you point me in the direction of the stadium?”
-”Cataracts” Courtney Green, B1G Referee, 42-1 Against the Spread
“I’d like to address the absurd rumors that Yao Ming is my dad. Just kidding, they’re definitely true.”
- Zach Edey/Ming, 2x Wooden Award Winner
“I eat big men for breakfast. Then I also have some for lunch, dinner, some snacks in between, and right before bed.”
- (too scared to make fun of him)
“Our defensive philosophy is an extremely complex scheme involving movement, screens, and most importantly holding down Zach Edey’s arms.”
-Keenan McKreegan, NC State Coach
“We’ve had more blow outs these last two years than a student driver trying to drive past a nail factory.”
- Barkevious Johnson & Luca Kristczxcsxzkski, UConn
“I keep trying to tell my classmates that WE HAVE A BASKETBALL TEAM!!! I’M NOT MAKING IT UP!”
-Hingle McKringleberry & Draxterious Green, Alabama
Honorary Muses
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Zach Edey is Canadian. You're welcome :)
Huge Huskies fan here. Expect to see Yao Jr. and Krystxcixici battling in the post in the finals.