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Beyond Space & Time — This just in, Jake Paul has challenged Father Time to a fight? He is most likely emboldened after defeating 60 year old Mike Tyson on Netflix last week.
The last fight netted both contenders quite a lot of money. Viewership was very high with Netflix’s servers crashing for many people. Experts think most people tuned in hoping to see the live execution of Jake Paul by the greatest boxer of all time. Unfortunately both stood staring at each other for most of the match and Jake won for throwing the most punches. Mike seemed very happy to dodge and take a couple on the chin. Some say there may have even been an agreement for Tyson to throw the fight…
So now, Jake is setting his sights on an even older, wiser, undefeated fighter… FATHER TIME!!!
Here are their stats:
Jake Paul
Height: 6’ 1”
Age: 27
Weight: 227 lb
Reach: 6’ 4”
Record: 11-1
Father Time
Height: 93 billion light years
Age: 13.77 billion years
Weight: 10^53 kg
Reach: 93 billion light years
Record: 100 billion - 0
We expect the fight to go long, most likely for Jake’s entire life. Then when he is frail and unable to defend himself, Father Time will sneak up and deliver his eternal-sleeper KO!!!
We asked Father Time what he thought:
Remember, Father Time comes for you all…
(gulp)
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That got dark.😉
That'll keep him occupied and not doing stupid things.