In 13 Years We 100% are Going To Have Supervillains 😱
"We're Costco Guys! We seize control of the reigns of power!"
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How could kids named The Rizzler and Big Justice become supervillains? What if I told you they are part of The Costco Guys Gang. Would it actually be that surprising? Follow me down this rabbit hole.
If you want a short recap, AJ is the adult in charge of his son Big Justice and nephew The Rizzler. Supposedly he has been trying to make his children into influencers for a long time and he finally broke through.
The Rizzler is basically the star of the show. He is very charismatic. They often have him rank junk food like this.
There is one problem. When he turns 18 he probably will not appreciate having the body of a steel worker 10 years from retirement. Uncle AJ just HAD to feed him double choco chunk cookies like he’s duck foie gras! WE’RE GONNA HAVE BATMAN VILLAINS ON OUR HANDS!!!
The Rizzler is definitely going to rizz (charm) his way to the top of our media infatuated society. Then Big Justice will step in and lay down a heaping helping of the law! I’d be worried if I worked at a junk food factory or Costco. They’ll eat you up like a double chunk choco cookie!!!
The way I see it, the only way to save ourselves is to make AJ, the dad, only rate the Costco produce and meat aisles from here on out. What do you think?
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****I’ll restack the best “Restack with a note” I see!
The Rizzler even sounds like a Batman villain!!! He even has a catchphrase, "I bring the boom!" right before he blows up another Costco, in vengeance for what his father did to him!
Until Big Justice gets the sugars and becomes Big Pharma, the antihero we all deserve.