Human Donut Of a Red Sox Fan Knows What It Takes To Be a Pro Athlete
YAH GAHTA RUN HAHDA
People were astonished this Tuesday when Jimmy O’Brien at Claddagh Pub in Lawrence just outside Boston yelled, “C’MON RUN IT OUT TAH FIHST BASE!!! AAAAAGH!!!! Guys just don’t play hahd nowadays. If I was out there I’d be husslin’ so hahd. You’d have to caht me off the field.”
Maggie Collins his girlfriend replied, “The only time I’ve ever seen you run is to the fridge and when I ask if we’he gettin’ married.”
Other’s were equally surprised. “I think he’s got an athlete inside him. It’s just buried undah 200 lb. of fat.” said Conor.
“Yeah or if he eats one.” replied Patrick.
“If you tried ta’ run at all they would have ta’ caht you off the field.” Sean chimed in.
According to our last update Jimmy said that he was a great athlete in high school. Might have gone pro but the coach hated him. “Yeah tha’ guy was a huge jehk. I was cleahly the best hittah on the team but he just didn’t like me, so I egged his house.”
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That title 😂
"Pahk ya kard in Hahvard Yahd, man."