“Fashion Isn’t Dead!" Says Naked Celebrity at Oscars
The latest fashion movement many call Ironique
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The Oscars just revealed a new fashion trend many are calling, “bold,” “provocative,” and “public indecency.” Tired of recycling fashion from the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s designers are starting a movement called Ironique.
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Ironique is about no longer being confined by the constricting clothing society forces upon us. Instead it embraces a free form of self expression.
It draws upon great fashion icons like Donald Duck, Eve, and your neighbor’s toddler who’s always outside in only a diaper.
These Hollywood stars know that fashion isn’t all about clothes.
We interviewed several celebrities on what they think about this new fashion trend:
“Fashion isn’t dead! It’s actually alive and well. I mean what did you expect after it’s rough divorce from Reality.” — Sayyid Lakitis
“It does save money on fabric.” —Noa Costes
“It’s weird shopping at Victoria’s Secret to dress up but here we are.” — Zoe Kravitz
“I’m like those great Renaissance paintings where women have their boobs hanging out for no reason.” —Megan Thee Stallion
“I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… What was the question?” —Timothy Chalamet
“I love my job. YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!!!” -Officer Randy
“I can’t believe that baby wore the same outfit as me!” -Julia Fox
“Everyone said I was crazy but I’ve had my wife wearing nothing in public for years before everyone else caught up. Probably gonna have her wear a full dress and veil tomorrow.” -Kanye
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I guess that's one way to make sure you stand out. XD