Eurovision is Paving the Way for Real Life Hunger Games
"These are the only things separating Europeans from a dystopian nightmare."
It might surprise Europeans to know that many Americans (myself included) have never heard of Eurovision before. For those who don’t know, It’s basically like if every state in the US sent someone to compete in The Voice.
There is one small difference…
Everyone has to dress like The Hunger Games aristocracy.
I can’t see anything that can go wrong with this! Here are some examples:
Hunger Games
Eurovision
I rest my case!
Now some of you might be rustlin’ your jimmies over this. You might say this is paving the way for a possible dystopian nightmare in the future.
Well guess what?
You’re correct!
Beware when they want to introduce these updates:
The introduction of a Skills portion where the theme always seems to “randomly” be related hunting, shooting, cooking, duels, and explosives.
The EU decides it would be best to rename countries to districts.
The introduction of Battle and Knockout rounds where people literally go to battle and try to knock each other out.
It becomes “children only.”
That’s it! These are the only things separating Europeans from a dystopian nightmare. Sleep tight!!!
Final Thoughts
If Europe actually does become The Hunger Games, what country/district are you putting money on?
Either way,
may the odds be ever in your favor…
that this doesn’t happen.
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