Elon Musk Wins Robot Arms Race with 8 NEW ROBOT ARMS???
Elon Musk Wins Robot Arms Race with 8 NEW ROBOT ARMS???
If at fist you don't succeed try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again
Satire News from The Comedy Muse! Subscribe to have every article emailed to you.
Everyone realized Elon won the robot arms race Tuesday when he showed up with 8 new robot arms. Strutting around the stage at the Neurolink shareholders meeting Musk proudly displayed the new robot appendages attached to his body.
“Well I was going to call an all hands on meeting but realized I have all the hands I need!
People have said I’m like Dr. Octopus from Spiderman but the voices in my head told me not to listen to them.
Good news is all my ex wives have called and want to get back together because I can make all of us a sandwich now!
You could say I won the robotics arms race because I have all the robot arms and I can race with them!”
Elon went on to crack jokes like a standup comic for an hour and a half until someone piped up and said, “What about the financials?”
Elon quipped, “Hey buddy! Get a grip! Oh yeah! You can’t cause you don’t have robot hands! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Neurolink’s valuation increased 10x after the conference.
If you liked this, checkout:
Support My Work!
Your support helps me out a lot!
Buy Me a Coffee | Pantheon Pass⚡ | Crypto
Socials
Twitter | Reddit | thaliascomedy.com
Like, comment and share to help me out!
****I’ll restack the best “Restack with a note” I see!