Archive - Thalia's God Tier News

Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances 🤔

As the cornfields grow...

Sep 13 •

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Notre Dame Changes Name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow 😭

Do they get to keep the leprechaun?

Sep 10 •

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Nike and Caitlin Clark UNLOCK NEW ARMOR After BRUTAL Fouls 🦾

OH! SHE'S TAKIN' THIS PERSONAL!!!

Sep 6 •

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STREET BEAT: Do you like facial scanning for payments?

These are the things you might have to face!

Sep 3 •

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August 2024

Tesla Unveils "100% Amish Crafted" Lineup for 2025???

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS... ER... JEBIDIAH!!!

Aug 30 •

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"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview 🍸

The answer will take your breath away

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Aug 27

Stanley Unveils Military Armor Line

Our boys will make it home safe!

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Aug 23

Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!🎸

How does he think of these things???

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Aug 20

Aussie Olympic Breakdancer Breaks her "Groove Thang" 🫣

Oh she definitely broke it down

Aug 16 •

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Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Aug 13

Dads are Excited About Brat Summer? 🌭

This summer is smokin'!

Aug 6 •

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New 2024 Olympic Sport: Old Man Basketball 👴🏻🏀

Don't sweat it! The guys do that better than you.

Aug 2 •

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